Are you an alien?

Well I managed to go roughly 36 hours without anything blog worthy happening. I didn’t mention it at the time but it is TOTALLY blog worthy in my opinion…

Episode 2 of the podcast, The Making of CrimeCon aired the other night. That in itself is exciting but taking it to another level for me was the fact that I was the guest interview. Yes, me?!? CrimeCon allowed me to give a little tease about my upcoming presentation in Nashville. I promise it will be interesting. If you want to hear the podcast, you will find a link to it here on my website or you can catch all of the episodes on iTunes or the crimecon.com website.

Ahh, now back to the craziness that was this morning. As I have mentioned, I am a criminal investigator. I LOVE this job. One of the best parts is getting to interview clients. This morning was a bit busy but towards the end, a gentleman I was interviewing looked at me a quietly asked, “Are you an alien?” Before I could even answer he said, “You’re a reptilian.... a powerful one.”

Ok, so that caught me a little off guard but I hear all kinds of things that seem to come out of left field so no biggie. So I casually asked him, “What kind of reptilian am I?” This obviously wasn’t one of the questions that was on the form I needed to complete but I considered it polite to respond before I got back down to business. My client, then informed me that I was a powerful reptilian and could control politicians. Normally I would consider this a pretty cool “super power” but in this day and age, I don’t want to be blamed for ANY political choices being made NOR do I want people getting upset because I am not using my reptilian powers to their full potential. So let’s just keep the fact that my alien identity has been outed a secret for now.

On a side note, my client also said that I needed to keep my ink pen safe because it has magical powers. Yeah, I think I can handle that…. Now if this pen could only grade my students homework assignments on its own…hmmm

Welcome...to the Bachelorette Party?

So I was asked to start a blog because of the sheer number of weird and crazy things that happen to me, around me or just happen to land in my lap. Keep in mind that I do NOT go looking for this craziness it just ugh..forget it. Not sure you will believe me anyway. Instead, just enjoy the antics of my life that my amazing family, friends, and co-workers tolerate!

I honestly can’t remember that last time that I was invited to a bachelorette party let alone attended one. I think the last wedding I attended was for my niece, Jessica, and that was almost a decade ago! So imagine my surprise to get an invitation to a bachelorette party VIA Twitter for someone I have never even met?!? At first, I was a little confused, then shocked and then busted out laughing. See if you don’t know, I was honored to speak at last year’s Inaugural CrimeCon in Indianapolis and even more thrilled to be chosen again this year to present in Nashville in May.

It seems that a group of friends have chosen CrimeCon 2018 as the perfect place to host a BACHELORETTE PARTY! Ok, not everyone will appreciate this venue to celebrate one of their wedding events but I think it is brilliant and memorable and obviously so does she and her criminal justice professional, true crime fan friends. So yes, @shelleykoski I will meet up with you at some point during #CrimeCon2018 to celebrate and congratulate you.